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I would probably like this game more if it did not freeze every five minutes, forcing me to rewatch tons of cutscenes over and over again.
7/10
Best cover ever.
10/10
Having beaten this game, I still have no idea what the fuck “Infinite Undiscovery” means as the title. The game was not infinite, I beat it, and the only thing I have not discovered is the meaning of the title. Moreover, “un-discovery” would imply that you discover something only to somehow undo that, which most certainly does not apply.
9/10
Also, faggots.
“LOL THE CREATOR OF THE GAME’S LAST NAME IS BLOW AND THIS GAME BLOWS. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.”
~Xeolife, GameFAQs
The world ends with me cause I am a fag and got AIDS and died.
I only played this game because I could not get my grandma to give me a ride to the local truck stop so I could blow truckers for $5 a pop to buy crystal meth and dildos.
If ever there was a game that makes me question my minuscule value to the human race, and my complete and utter lack of any skill at playing video games even after decades of practice, that game is N+.
And yes, I just suck. I know you beat episode 14 on your first try while it took me something like 250, I know, I just suck.
4/10
I don’t know how to comment on a game that is so ridiculous it openly mocks itself continuously. To comment at all would give in to the ridiculous nature of No More Heroes.
That said I want a Holly Summers Wii collection of grenade throwing mini-games. Or a 12″ doll complete with grenade in mouth, head popping off action. Grasshopper Manufacture, I’m waiting.
7/10
A girl buys a video game sold on the premise of numerous puzzles of varying difficulty. Upon playing this game she realizes that most of the puzzles involve little actual logic but instead are just cleverly worded questions from which one must determine the answer without actual mathematical calculation or critical thinking. How does she rate this game?
This puzzle is worth 10 / 10 Picarats.
Do you see this? This is why we can’t have nice things.
9/10
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